Little Zellers

Since we returned from vacation last week (pictures forthcoming), I have become increasingly dissatisfied with my current eating and sleeping arrangements:

1) I choose not to sleep in that big crib in a dark room all by myself. I resolve to cry until my mother comes and holds me in the rocking chair, and then I will fall asleep.

2) I choose not to limit my comsumption to milk. Though this manner of food has caused me to grow and become quite large, I desire to eat what everybody else is eating. I resolve to cry whenever I see anybody eating anything until I am fed myself.

I just found out my Aunt Kaitlin has a blog. Check it out and tell her Happy 14th Birthday!

My Aunt Kaitlin has a few words to say:

Today Emmett had his first experience on the boat! He enjoyed his time quite alot. After boating to the Marina he hung out there and rested for a while. Once he returned he helped his Dad fill up water balloons and then watched while Aunt Hannah, Uncle Luke and his Dad threw them at his Mom and Grandma. Emmett really likes being here at the Lake House and is growing more cute by the day.

Now my sister wishes to say something:

Heeellllllooooooooo!!!! I love Emmett! Yeah! He has cute toes and eyes!!! Oh, Emmett.... That is all I have to say!

Hey everybody! I don't get much into politics, but my dad thought this George Bush/John Kerry cartoon was really funny. Rated PG.

A recent photo of us, the Zellers. Taken for the new Grace Bible Church directory on Sunday, August 1. Click the photo to view a large version.

-- note from Emmett's father --

Though some of you may call me a hypocrite, I am in complete support of the mission of the INCH. I would ask that you take the time and visit their website to educate yourself on the dangers of the inhumane name.

While I endorse all of their concerns, I would ask that you pay special attention to the dangers of the "How about another last name?" and "Bogus Blue Blood" categories. This provides some well-researched evidence to substantiate things we have been saying for years.

We, the editorial staff, of EmmettZeller.com, believe all people, especially those planning on reproducing, should read the INCH site in its entirety.

From my sister Caroline: top ten people we hung out with this weekend.

10. Julie Collins
9. Grant Kiningham
8. The Starbucks guy
7. Emily Reynolds
6. Grace Collins
5. Megan
4. Lindsay Boys
3. Madeline Reynolds
2. Kylie Collins
1. Ryan Boys


My own contribution... top ten people with whom I plan to hang out next weekend:

9. Tom of the Marina
8. Mindy
7. Alissa
6. Kristin
5b. Hannah
5a. Katie
4. Bob
3. Silver of the Snack Bar
2. Papa
1. Mala