It has been reported to me, Emmett Zeller, that many of my readers are prepared for my father's birthday coming up on Sunday. Since he is much too humble to share any birthday requests, because I know him better than most I will communicate (in no particular order) some gift ideas:
- A really nice steak, with some potatoes. III Forks, Del Frisco, and Ruth's Chris are good options.
- A showerhead exactly like the one Grandma and Grandpa Zeller have, with a corresponding turn on/turn off control.
- A flatscreen moniter like Luke's for an enhanced study experience.
- A fine detail job on his car, including leather conditioning (it needs it) and possibly airplane gloss. Since we're on the subject of his car, he'd like the antenna fixed as well.
- Yard tools: such items as a Weedeater, Edger, and Blower
- A new keen bathing suit, size XXL
- A new pair of Jeans, size 42x34 (only available online from any store that matters)
- No spare DVDs
Hopefully these ideas will get you thinking along the right lines!
- A really nice steak, with some potatoes. III Forks, Del Frisco, and Ruth's Chris are good options.
- A showerhead exactly like the one Grandma and Grandpa Zeller have, with a corresponding turn on/turn off control.
- A flatscreen moniter like Luke's for an enhanced study experience.
- A fine detail job on his car, including leather conditioning (it needs it) and possibly airplane gloss. Since we're on the subject of his car, he'd like the antenna fixed as well.
- Yard tools: such items as a Weedeater, Edger, and Blower
- A new keen bathing suit, size XXL
- A new pair of Jeans, size 42x34 (only available online from any store that matters)
- No spare DVDs
Hopefully these ideas will get you thinking along the right lines!
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